http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/larry_bird_a.jpgA friend of mine worked as a play-by-play guy his school’s b-ball team. They were out in LA for a game, and afterwards, were at a bar and Larry Bird was there. So they went up to him, started talking and were hanging out. Then some guy came up to Bird and said “My name is Joe Smith, and I think you’re a horrible player and a cheat and a loser!”

Bird replied: “My name is Larry Bird, and I could give a ************ what you think.”